OH THE HUMANITY!!! AKA Free Gifts!

Friends, not all experiments are successful. You know the old saying, "You have to break a few eggs...." Sometimes evidence can (should) be destroyed, but sometimes others may benefit by repackaging the horrific tragedy into a Free Gift!

If you place an order with our laboratory, my fiercely loyal, yet horribly disfigured, assistant Beccula will dig through the lab scrap bins, find a choice morsel, rinse most of the blood and hair off, and include it with your order for free!

Who knows what she might find? You lucky devils.